A FRUITY TALE

This is but an anecdote, supposed to be make you
laugh,
But if you find it irksome, you may as well scoff.
A wise man of
humble means decided to call on a King,
He carried a gift of bananas, unable to afford any
other thing.
Royalty was furious; felt slighted seeing the meager
gift,
“Shove it up his ---!” he roared; “And do it really
swift”.
When the guards hastened to execute the king’s will
promptly,
They were surprised that the visitor was laughing
uproariously.
They demanded to know why, in spite of the
punishment he was so full of mirth,
He roared helplessly, “Outside is another man with a
jack-fruit of considerable girth.”
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