Tale of a Sale

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A salesman knocks at a door and tells the woman of the house, “Just came to introduce the new 'Hari movers', madam-here’s my card.”

The lady tosses aside the card and extends her right hand towards the puzzled salesman. Then pointing to a patch of hair, she says, “Here try it on this patch”


When the salesman continued to gape at her in astonishment, she said, “ Just now you said you want to introduce a new hair remover.”

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