There is, in the Lord's Abode in Guruvayoor,
A common balance for weighment of offerings.
It's called Thulabaram.
Only, it is anything but common.
A priest there is entrusted the task
Of weighing the offerings you committed
To Lord Krishna.
It may be a few kilos of some vegetable
Or fruit, grains or sugar or what you will.
But it got to be necessarily what you committed!
Have seen with my own eyes
The priest struggling to weigh
A couple of kilos or maybe three
Of a certain vegetable, think it was yam.
But it simply wouldn't balance, though he
Kept on heaping the yam on it!
Then, on the priest's asking,
The devotee said he had thought
Of a different vegetable, maybe raw banana,
But had settled for yam since he couldn't
Get the banana.
The priest quickly removed the yam
Asked the devotee to be back
With the vegetable committed!
Only then, the priest said with conviction,
The weighment would happen.