HIS HEAVINESS


His Heaviness ascended the creaky podium,
He had to address a political  meeting,
Though he disliked the dreadful tedium,
He had to do it, though he preferred eating.

If elected- he thundered- "We will banish poverty,"
"And what else, you cloth head?" He demanded
in an angry whisper -of his harassed secretary.
"Corruption?" "Ah yes! Corruption!" he gleefully added.

Alas! When he waited for applause, there was silence!
"Why, why?"He demanded an answer from the harassed.
"The pre-paid crowd is economy class, no add- ons;
for applause, whistling and so on, need extra money."

"Upgrade immediately," roared he, "you son of an oaf!"
Then the required phone call was made in real hurry,
The  crowd now cheered, bringing down the roof.
His Heaviness was happy, could go home and have curry.
        
      

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